Seymour Says (Blog)

Are Vegans Just as Bad as Religious Fanatics?

ARE VEGANS JUST AS BAD AS RELIGIOUS FANATICS? You decide.  © 2017 Paul.C.W.Seymour   Years ago, I had a friend who was a devout ‘Born Again Christian’. He’d been an alcoholic and a gambler and his life had turned to crap, until he ‘found God’ and that saved him. Essentially, in my opinion, he’d replaced […]

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Flesh and Blood

FLESH & BLOOD  © 2017 Paul.C.W.Seymour You know about my mother’s rape Entrapped so she could not escape Forced and filled with stolen seed It made her flinch, it made her bleed You know she loved me just the same As I loved her, and then they came And dragged me roughly from her side […]

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Worldwide Awakening

In Medieval times people were gutted, skinned and burnt alive and this was accepted by society. In time these practices were stopped because they were considered too cruel, whether the victims were guilty or innocent. Yet, in our ‘civilised’ world, a billion animals a week are subjected to these tortures because most people think animals […]

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Snoring Solution – The Cheap D.I.Y. Cure

Dear Snorer, Before I start, I’ll tell you up-front it will cost you $7(NZ) for my secret and no more than $3 in materials, to make the ‘Snoring Solution’ This is not some internet scam preying on sufferers of snoring. We’ve all heard those annoying ads that bleat on and on about how wonderful their product is. But still, […]

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Bold Plans


  . Before I get to the nitty-gritty… As well as aspiring to be a famous pop-star, when I was young, I also had a plan to save the World. Well, specifically, I wanted to save the animals and the Natural Environment. I was a lot less concerned about saving humans because they were the problem […]

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sheep People assume sheep are stupid but, in fact, it is the people who are too stupid to recognise that sheep and many other animals are actually highly intelligent. It’s just a different kind of intelligence which doesn’t necessarily fit into our pre-conceived idea of what intelligence is. Humans are profoundly arrogant in their assumption […]

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Why the Hell do we snore? Before I get into this, I’ll be honest: I’ve invented a very cheap way of preventing snoring. But this is not just another typical on-line ad, disguised as an innocent blog. If you’re genuinely interested in what makes people snore and why we evolved to snore, then read on. There are many ‘cures’ […]

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The Secret to Happiness and Success?

The Secret to Happiness and Success Many of you may have read things like ‘The Secret’ or ‘The Path of Least Resistance’ before but, just like me, you forget to put the things you learn into practice. These methods do actually work, but you slip back into old habits and then wonder why your life isn’t going […]

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The Cost of Success

THE COST OF SUCCESS: If I’d ‘made it’ when I was twenty, I would probably be dead by now! And now, at an age when most people retire, my career is just starting to get interesting, and others whom I envied are, sadly, no longer with us. I had a good friend who played in […]

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The Purpose of Life

The Purpose of Life

(Uplifting and occasionally humorous philosophy)
© 2008-2016 Paul Seymour

cropped-Andromeda.jpgIt would be presumptuous of me to say I knew the ‘Meaning of Life’. What does ‘meaning’ mean? What’s the meaning of the sun? What’s the meaning of a dog? ‘Meaning’ is one of those words, so indicative of our analytical human brains. Everything must have a meaning, we think. The Meaning of Life is, I believe, a meaningless expression.

However, I do presume to know the ‘purpose’ of Life. Who am I, as if that’s important? I’m just an average man who was encouraged to think and ask questions from an early age. Rather than having other people’s opinions or cultural traditions forced on me by idiot parents and the like, I was fortunate enough to be taught by intelligent parents, to work things out for myself and to form my own opinions based on observation or study. (more…)

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Hope & Joy

Hope and Joy (The ‘God’ Gene) Paul Seymour © 2010 This may lift you from despair and rekindle your joy. It’s only the perspective of an ordinary man but even ordinary men are sometimes whispered secrets by angels. The questions: “Why are we here”, “What’s it all for” and “Is there any point to life?” […]

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rocket science

It’s Not Rocket Science

IT’S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE It saddens me that the majority of my species is stupid. Christians believe one mythology and hate Muslims, who believe another mythology, hating Christians. Buddhists believe another and love everything Atheists believe in science and hate religion. Most people eat animals and die of cancer. I’m no genius but it’s not […]

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Amnesia and The Pope

AMNESIA & THE POPE If a person suddenly had amnesia and they had no memory of their life and those they loved, would they still be the same person? If not, it begs the question: would they have the same soul? Some people believe that when we die our soul continues as an individual, retaining its […]

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Do People Worship Money?

“Money is not a goal. It’s a process” A few years ago I got sucked into watching something which featured Donald Trump. It wasn’t that idiotic reality show where he played God and hired and fired people, depending on their business performance. He just made an appearance. Remember, this was before his entry into the […]

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Never Be Ashamed of Your Age

Older is Better

Father, Son & Holy Crap
New Music for Grown-Ups

Never, ever be ashamed of your age. For starters, the fact you’ve survived for a long time, proves you can’t be all that stupid. Younger people than you, have yet to prove that. And then there’s the fact that you’ve seen and heard things they can’t even imagine like seeing The Beatles or Led Zeppelin live-on-stage for five bucks! Who have they seen? Who cares?

You know what the trouble with young people is, don’t you? They’re stupid! I was. You were or still are. And when I say young I mean pre-elderly! (more…)

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